Need a new career? Try Artisanal Pencil Sharpening!

The world has too many lawyers, doctors, and organic free-range chicken farmers. We need more artisans. People who care about their craft. People who care about their writing utensils. We need more artisanal pencil sharpeners. I beg of you: Watch this film. Be converted. Sharpen my pencils!! Please note: if you make a career change as a result of this blog post, I will expect a lifetime discount on your pencil sharpening services. This is a binding contract.