Art, but better

See, censorship works. This painting has never looked better. I recommend adding these black bars to all sorts of so-called works of art. If I may be so bold, I would even recommend them for certain people. Seriously, no one wants to see what's passing for fashion in many parts of the world these days. And don't even get me started about your shoes. Well, not YOUR shoes. My readers are "haute to trot."

The rest of you? COVER IT UP!