Junderpants: Jeggings Come To Men's Wear

I'm here to simultaneously beg your forgiveness for posting this photo and warn you of the impending end of Western civilization. Junderpants, ladies and gentlemen, are here. And they are hideous.

Are they actually denim or some faux denim cotton/spandex alien fabric created by Mervyn's and RonCo? Honestly, I don't want to know. I just want them to be gone.

Look away from the bulge. Look away!!