Urban Daddy makes me hungry

This is from their latest email:

it all starts with you and your date enjoying free-flowing champagne in a suite before a scrub of cacao nibs and coconut milk (nothing exfoliates like cacao nibs). Once you’re properly primed, you’ll walk outside to the private garden for a leisurely hot cocoa soak before being finished off with a full-body massage using a chocolate-infused essential oil.

I like chocolate and all, but I'm not sure I want it rubbed into my special places. If you're interested, though, please ask for the dark chocolate.