Feet aren't hands: Elevator etiquette
Let this be a lesson to those people who don't know how to properly operate an elevator. Use your hands, not your feet. You see, most of us will press this button with our fingers. But, you've just pressed it with your foot--the same foot that was walking through the streets of SF--the spittle-ridden, trash-strewn, vomit-addled streets. So, thank you. Thanks for letting me have the opportunity to touch the residue of these famous streets. I really appreciate it.
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