The REAL death of Bay to Breakers

As the SF Gate put it today, "The Bay to Breakers is going dry." After 100 years, the citizens and, let's be honest, the Bridge and Tunnel folk who flood the city for the race have to face facts: our friend Bay2Breakers is a mean drunk. He's a mess, really. And SF is fed up and calling for an intervention.

Will this tough love approach work? Will the masses rise up with beer steins in hand and overpower both the promoters and the police? Oh, this will be an anniversary to remember.