New wine bar in the Marina: Pinot Douche

Seriously, it's going to be great. You and all your friends can get together and give each other Wet Willies while talking about your investment portfolios and the hot chicks you're going to date-rape bang that weekend. The "ladies" will swirl around you like pink cotton candy waiting for you to buy them spritzers, beef jerky, and a morning-after pill. I can't wait to read the 5-star Yelp reviews.