I think I've seen this episode of the Power Rangers before [Olympics]

These things take a pill or something and grow to be 200 feet high and ravage London, right. Then the Power Rangers gather their forces and fight the evil witch and defeat her giant Stay Puft marshmallow Cyclops.

Oh, wait, I'm wrong. These are actually the new mascots for the 2012 Olympics in London. Hmmm, while I admire their fresh dance moves, I'm concerned by their nod to gay culture (the rainbow) and their mysterious levitation powers. No good can come from these floating, gender-fluid, hip-hop puffy things.