It's New Year's Eve, so you know what that means!

It's Jesus' birthday!! And a blue moon to boot. Needless to say, he has made himself known via the Jesus Banana (or is this merely Apple's newest product?).

I don't care what Steve Jobs and Gizmodo think. I believe that it's truly a miracle of biblical and Chiquita proportions. Careful with the peeling, though. Jesus has a wicked slapstick sense of humor.