In fashion, you're either in or you're clucked: Project Runway, Ep. 2
You may have missed it, but tonight fashion philosophy took a giant leap forward on Project Runway. Malvin, my favorite wacko contestant, chose to take a conceptual approach to the maternity challenge tonight. Now, if you've ever watched PR, you know that this rarely ends well.
You see, Malvin decided to ask the eternal question: Which should I sew first? The chicken or the egg? In his "too conceptual for America" moment, Malvin chose to combine both with his egg sling meets poultry meets Mission (but Noe Valley wanna-be) hipster "chick." It was like Anne Geddes and Jean-Paul Gaultier designed something for Terry Gilliam's latest near-future dystopian film.
The horror.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted Malvin. I wish you luck in your future endeavors. May I suggest a denim, tin foil, and rubber hose combination? It'll make a lovely wedding dress.
You see, Malvin decided to ask the eternal question: Which should I sew first? The chicken or the egg? In his "too conceptual for America" moment, Malvin chose to combine both with his egg sling meets poultry meets Mission (but Noe Valley wanna-be) hipster "chick." It was like Anne Geddes and Jean-Paul Gaultier designed something for Terry Gilliam's latest near-future dystopian film.
The horror.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted Malvin. I wish you luck in your future endeavors. May I suggest a denim, tin foil, and rubber hose combination? It'll make a lovely wedding dress.
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