Tatiana Del Toro is my American Idol

It's official. No matter what, I'm voting for Tatiana on this season of American Idol. Why? She's nearly unbearable to watch: her dress, her laugh, the goddamned drama of it all. But, there you have it. It's Idol, and we need drama. And this girl has got it by the bucketful.

So, as you're watching Idol--and don't try to tell me you're not--keep Tatiana in mind and keep her number on your speed dial.