Got Mercury? Corn Syrup Makes You Fat AND Insane

 

Almost half of tested samples of commercial high-fructose corn syrup (HFCS) contained mercury, which was also found in nearly a third of 55 popular brand-name food and beverage products where high-fructose corn syrup is the first--or second-highest labeled ingredient, according to two new U.S. studies.

Or, as my friend Justin said, "Do you think they will revise the commercial?"

-You know what they say about it.

-What? That it comes from corn and is fine in moderation?

-No, bitch. That it's so full of mercury, you would be better off feeding your children thermometers.

(***star sweep***) The More You Know