Overheard in the elevator tonight
(Scene: Me in an elevator with yuppie female powersuit who is talking on her cell phone)
YFP: Hey, I have the house keys. We're going to dinner. Get ready and come out with us.
Hooters.
What? You're too good for Hooters?
C'mon. Come out and have dinner with us. Well, not dinner. Drinks and wings.
I hate you. Don't ever call me again.
(End scene)
YFP: Hey, I have the house keys. We're going to dinner. Get ready and come out with us.
Hooters.
What? You're too good for Hooters?
C'mon. Come out and have dinner with us. Well, not dinner. Drinks and wings.
I hate you. Don't ever call me again.
(End scene)
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