What to Read: Levi Johnston's Blog

You may know him as the father of Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's unborn love-grandchild. New York Magazine calls him "sex on skates." No matter what you think, he's the topic of many Alaskan dinner roundtable discussions this week. Enjoy this parody of his musings: levijohnston.com



"Welcome to the family, my boy! The next time your johnson gets in the way of my campaign, though, I'm going to show you a little trick I learned in Vietnam called 'Burn the Worm'."