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Call Me Juror #3

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Well, it's nearly official. I was seated on the jury in spot #3. Unless I make some awful racist comment or fake Tourette's, I'm probably doomed to serve on this trial.

I hope there's an exciting "reveal" as the trial draws to a close--some Raymond Burr-esque dramatic flourish with the D.A. pointing a finger and shouting, "It was Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick!!"

I can't wait.
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Rachael said…
CAn't wait to hear about your adventures in jury duty!
August 4, 2008 at 9:53 PM
missmagnoliathunderpussy said…
Darling Todd they're probably guilty as sin, send them to the CHAIR!
August 5, 2008 at 1:56 AM
missmagnoliathunderpussy said…
OMG! Todd angel, I just had a flashback to "Serial Mom" for Gods sake DON'T show up in court wearing white shoes.

Beverly Sutphin: You can't wear white after Labor Day!
Juror #8: That's not true anymore.
Beverly Sutphin: Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you?
[She whacks her in the face with the phone]
Juror #8: No! Please! Fashion has changed!
Beverly Sutphin: No... it hasn't.
August 5, 2008 at 5:37 AM
Unknown said…
holy cow!! I am so glad i was catching up on my blogs tonite... I completely brain farted on sending in my jury duty stuff for the month of sept... (though I served and helped find someone not guilty a couple of years ago)... oh well... i may have to go another round... yippie!!
August 5, 2008 at 8:22 PM
Dixie said…
When are you going to be finished? Are you sequestered? Are you sharing a cheap motel room with a man who takes his teeth out at night and changes his depends every morning?
I can't wait to hear all about it.
August 6, 2008 at 3:21 PM
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