Obama Wins Iowa

"They" said it couldn't happen.

Despite the inherent power of John Edwards' hair and boyish charm. . .

despite Hillary's war chest, husband, and testicles. . .

despite the cows and corn and cholesterol-ridden cafes. . .

Barack has won the 2008 Iowa caucus by a veritable landslide.


Congratulations, Senator Obama. I appreciate your vision of hope and your inclusiveness; I worry about your lack of experience and am suspicious of your juris doctorate (alas, all the Democratic front runners are lawyers--along with their spouses). And I still think I want to see Hillary in the White House and Bill as the First Husband. Nevertheless, I'd vote for you a million times before casting one vote for Mike Huckabee.

We'll see you in New Hampshire. Get some rest.