Why?

Why can't I find Flying Blind on DVD?
Why can't I watch and then return my Netflix movies?
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Why do I experience an existential conundrum while waiting at the crosswalk, with a "Don't Walk" signal, no oncoming traffic except for the cars wanting to turn right on red? Am I the only one!?
Why isn't there a Peet's near my office?
Why is ER still on television?
Why do we have to get and feel old?
Why can't I own a Canadian?
Comments
Birds only appear when you're wearing a new bonnet and they wish to exacuate their bowels.
I wasn't aware that ER was still on the "Dumont".
Do we get and feel old ? I thought Stem Cells and a steady diet of Virgins cured that.
While I'm not cheap darling I am within your price bracket.